flastered

Being heavily intoxicated (plastered) and very angry or worried (flustered) at the same time. Plastered + Flustered = Flastered

Dude 1: Dude did u see Frankie last night, he was so flastered that he pushed Carl off the balcony.
Dude 2: Shit dude, I hope Carl's alright. Frankie always gets flastered and does stupid ass shit.

by Flastered Fury December 23, 2012

cum flustered

When you get poured on with a load of cum all over your body.

Kratos: i went over to Nicky's house and believe it or not i like got soooo cum flustered by Tony.

Shadez: really, cause i dont care you dirtymuthafuka.

Nicky: not this story again...

by Shadez-inc. March 24, 2010

flusterblustery

adj. (fluh-ster-bluh-ster-ee): when something gets someone all in a tizzy and heated up over some stupid trivial nonsense and they won't stop spazzing/talking

Listen, you need to stop tweaking so hard...you're getting all flusterblustery over not getting an extra barbeque sauce when you've already got 5...who gives a fuck?

by Brian F from Tampa May 8, 2007

flustermacated

fusturated...your mind is "flusterd"...it is what is sounds like.

a: ARRG! I need to finish my 10 page essay!! OMGOMGOMG i feel so FLUSTERMACATED!

b: busy busy busy!!! need to go there, get this done, finish this, fold that, clean this and that....im feeling SO flustermacated...:P

by my rapist is ur rapist(: March 5, 2010

flusterating

flusterated:
something that is both disturbing and annoying at the same time

How flusterating is it that Oprah Winfrey's cardboard cut-out was in line ahead of you at Starbuck's this morning?

by identi-me January 27, 2015

Fluster

What the kids are calling it these days.

David: "Dude did you fluster Sally last night?"
Beckett: "Dude, I took her up to make out point and we flustered all night!"
David: "That's gnarly bruh!"

by seanniebabe00 October 2, 2018

flaster

To jerk off at a very fast rate

Oh man I flaster so hard to good porn next thing I know I'm already cumming

by Rko August 21, 2015