flushed the mouse

When you make a boneheaded decision or miss a chance at something. I missed the game winning shot. I really flushed the mouse on that one.

Spice is the Tony Kornheiser Show

I missed the game winning shot. I really flushed the mouse on that one.

My mom ruined the meatloaf. She really flushed the mouse on that one

by Schmeckle33 April 22, 2024

flushed the mouse

To fail utterly, often as the result of uncertainty as to what to do.

Origin: Tony Kornheiser, The Tony Kornheiser Show (2024)

Tony tried to find the best way to dispose of the dead rodent but in the end he just flushed the mouse.

Nigel really flushed the mouse when he said “May the Force be with you” was from Star Trek.

by Tryptan Felle May 5, 2024

Fluscle

Flab or fat that resembles muscles

My fluscle was showing when I took my shirt off

by Lc lady June 5, 2024

Impatient Flusher

A person who flushes the toilet while they are peeing expecting to finish peeing prior to the conclusion of the flush only to find their strong stream goes longer than expected.

I hear Steve flush the toilet, but when I go in there the water's yellow. He's an impatient flusher.

by T Macalicious November 4, 2013

munt flusher

- an makeshift enema that is created on the spot in order to wash one's munt (asshold) out before anal sex.

derived from
munt ass
flusher - something that flushes (via water)

munt flusher - a device that washes one's asshole

could be a soda bottle, shower wand, etc

"So i was at this trick's house last night and he was desperate to fuck me. So I jumped in his shower and made a munt flusher out of his shower wand. bahaha."

by freddyfunk September 15, 2014

Two flusher

When you have to flush a shit twice to get it to go down

I just took the most insane two flusher man

Oh really? One time I had to take a 3 flusher!

by Highdefkitten June 17, 2017

EChat Flusher

We use this message to flush the last contents before this message. We literally made an urban dictionary definition for this. We dont feel like purging, so we will just flush so it does not appear in the screen anymore. I cant think of other filler sentences to further flush. Uhh. Okay let me tell you about flushing, im not even sure if its allowed. But it works. If it looks stupid but it works, its not stupid, as they say. Man. I really should be promoted to owner for this. Zane watch out, im about to take your position. #MeForOwner? I have no idea. E-chat will praise me for this. If they will even know who made this. Hopefully, just hopefully, this is enough to flush the screen. Shit i just realized it wont work as well on desktop mode. Dang it. Only on mobile. Good enough. I guess? Eh i dont know lets just get this over with. Flush flush flushh

-df Echat Flusher

by rrrrrennnnn September 16, 2021