Those annoying little pieces of shit that dance around in your eyes like it's a goddamn nightclub, they also can cause panic and anxiety in some people (Myself included)
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After an exhausting week of back-to-back client meetings Dick could not wait to burn a floater on Friday.
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When someone is awkwardly fat.
When a women, (or male..) can't seem to lose weight, and never wants to stop gaining it. They try to get help but feel to awkward to really stick with it.
Fat+Obese=Flobese
Not sure where the "L" came from...i guess it was found in the flobese persons fat rolls..
When a women, (or male..) can't seem to lose weight, and never wants to stop gaining it. They try to get help but feel to awkward to really stick with it.
Fat+Obese=Flobese
Not sure where the "L" came from...i guess it was found in the flobese persons fat rolls..
Flobese woman: hi i am here to sign up for jenny craig.
Worker: Alright, did you see all of the wonderful weight loss tips we have as you get started?
flobese woman: oh...
*leaves and goes to burger king.*
Worker: Alright, did you see all of the wonderful weight loss tips we have as you get started?
flobese woman: oh...
*leaves and goes to burger king.*
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Take an empty water bottle, poke holes in the bottom of it and stuff it with dryer sheets.
Blow the smoke into the bottle; it comes out smelling like laundry! *fill the bottle with a decent amount of dryer sheets*...roughly around 8-10, depending on the bottle.
Doesn't work very well when smoking J's or blunts.
Take an empty water bottle, poke holes in the bottom of it and stuff it with dryer sheets.
Blow the smoke into the bottle; it comes out smelling like laundry! *fill the bottle with a decent amount of dryer sheets*...roughly around 8-10, depending on the bottle.
Doesn't work very well when smoking J's or blunts.
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some one left a floater around the table
some one left a floater around the table
by N8_Da_Gr8_254 June 22, 2009
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New kid "Hey who is that?"
*points down the hall at a kid who is hanging out with the Crazy ones while wearing the school's football team jacket high fives a popular as he walks by and while a rocker gives him back his guitar*
Friend of new kid "How do you not know him that's Alex"
New Kid "Really what click is he with and how can i get in?"
Friend of New Kid "He isnt in a click he is a floater and just go up and talk to him"
*points down the hall at a kid who is hanging out with the Crazy ones while wearing the school's football team jacket high fives a popular as he walks by and while a rocker gives him back his guitar*
Friend of new kid "How do you not know him that's Alex"
New Kid "Really what click is he with and how can i get in?"
Friend of New Kid "He isnt in a click he is a floater and just go up and talk to him"
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