flooshflag

to act like or be in a state of complete faggalicious fagtard-ness

Dude , stop being such a flooshflag

He was being a total flooshflag so we ditched his sorry ass.

by The Ziggulator November 8, 2007

cum guzzling floosy

a girl who can suck two cocks at once while smoking a cigarette

after a few drinks she turns into a cum guzzling floosy

by Pubesfish March 11, 2004

Floods

A kick ass song by the band Pantera. Features a great solo and a great outro.

Have you heard the song floods by Pantera. It has an awesome solo.

by Koro1990 January 19, 2011

Hardwood Floors

When a girl shaves her pubic area

"Hey, I was sitting next to Samaira in class. She let me put my hand down her pants, and she has hardwood floors!"

by anonymous198765 May 4, 2010

Floof

A fucking sham

A phony ass

A chimpining mofo
A crank ass bitch

Your dad won’t let you have a girl in the house? What a fucking floof!

by Swagballs420 December 7, 2021

Floobs

This is how the Florence and the Machine fans - also known as Flows - call her boobs.

"- Oh my god ! Have you seen the What Kind Of Man music video ?
- Yeaaaah ! Dude, she's got such cute floobs"

by ShitFloSings February 17, 2015

flooshflag

1. Someone who contains no chase nor has any chance of ever attaining it.
2. A play on the word douchebag by switching the d and b for an f.
3. Similar to the French word mouche-mag where mouche means fly.

Damn, that flooshflag just gave up a date with kpg for some Halo 3.

by mister cow November 26, 2007