A Shoney Floater is when you pull over at each Shoney's restuarant along the interstate and take a shit in the toilet tank or the soap dispenser
by J Holland June 28, 2006
When you're taking a hot bath and your fuckin ballsack floats to the surface of the water like some sort of hairy-ass bouy
by Sgt. Baker May 13, 2005
The act of carefully dropping your nutsack into a glass of champagne. The effervescence of the liquid surrounds your beanbag and produces a tingling, uplifting experience.
Instead of participating in the ceremonial toast on New Years Eve, Brian decided to take his glass of Dom Perignon into the shitter and welcome 2009 with a Champagne Floater.
by Cman February 02, 2009
A person you have no real connection with. They are somebody who you don't remember meeting but you are still 'friends'. You say 'hey' in the hallways and classes but you really never hang out.
by ieatice July 22, 2019
by god is a bidoof May 19, 2016
by Coreykills June 12, 2015
Bizarre Australian "delicacy" that involves a meat pie, floating in pea soup, with tomato sauce on the top.
by ChibiTaryn August 01, 2003