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Clit flicker 

A guy who is a girl repellent at a party or just in general. Once a clit flicker opens his mouth, all babes and grenades alike flee the premises, just as if he violently flicked their clitoris'.
Hottie: "soooo I think this party is getting lame and we should get out of here ;) "

Ralph "oh alright well let's go to-"

Kev "HEYY WOMAN WHAS YOUR NAME! Ha! THIS BEEAR IS GOOD EY IM FROM AUUSTRALIA AND VERY LOUD"

(girl leaves)

Ralph: Kev, you fuckin clit flicker.

Bean Flicker Syndrome

Getting fingers strained from overextension or poor technique while masterbating (feminine problem).
"RJ painfully taped her fingers together after she developed Bean Flicker Syndrome"

Kolecki Flicker 

When you get a girl to flick your ball sack while you jack off. It's one step below a blowjob.
"Dude, did you get a blowjob from Jessica last night?"

"Nah, she wouldn't go for it, but I totally got the kolecki flicker!"

"Solid."
Kolecki Flicker by bo the dog September 16, 2013

egg flicker 

An awesome band that will throw frozen eggs at you if your a hater
egg flicker by Stale Bagel March 7, 2016

flea flicker 

literally someone whose job it is to flick fleas off of their employer, employers family or guests.

someone of extremely low social standing, who is obliged to engage in humiliating professions just to get by
Lady Gaga thrives off of her paparazzi flea flickers

If it hadn't been for his family name and inherited wealth, George W Bush would like have amounted to little more than a flea flicker.
flea flicker by ayyfron August 5, 2010

Clit-flicker 

Supernatural bodice-rippers. A fantasy novel aimed at women that features a plot that has more sex scenes than plot develpement, action, ect. Basically a book designed to be held with one hand while the viewer is busy pleasuring herself along with the heroine with the other hand. The text version of a really graphic porno for women. Usually listed under "Paranormal" or "Dark Fantasy" in book stores. If you're not sure you're reading a clit-flicker, look for the obvious signs: supernatural female hero, usually a vampire or half-vampire. Male interest who's described as having the perfect body, and usually a rogue, or character who's not a fully evil character.
Laurell K. Hamilton novels these days are pretty embarrassing to read in public settings. Each one is nothing more than a clit-flicker.
Clit-flicker by Rhio2k March 12, 2009