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Ticket Flicker

One who through local state law, and the inability to speak the local language due to their illegal immigration, is reduced to flicking tickets to promote pornography in your drunken Las Vegas face.
Get your porno ticket out of my drunken Las Vegas face you ticket flicker! What up don?
by imadoctorofjournalism January 5, 2010
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Clit flicker

A guy who is a girl repellent at a party or just in general. Once a clit flicker opens his mouth, all babes and grenades alike flee the premises, just as if he violently flicked their clitoris'.
Hottie: "soooo I think this party is getting lame and we should get out of here ;) "

Ralph "oh alright well let's go to-"

Kev "HEYY WOMAN WHAS YOUR NAME! Ha! THIS BEEAR IS GOOD EY IM FROM AUUSTRALIA AND VERY LOUD"

(girl leaves)

Ralph: Kev, you fuckin clit flicker.
by Drewbie Wan Kanobie July 17, 2012
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Bean Flicker Syndrome

Getting fingers strained from overextension or poor technique while masterbating (feminine problem).
"RJ painfully taped her fingers together after she developed Bean Flicker Syndrome"
by SMData April 8, 2008
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Kolecki Flicker

When you get a girl to flick your ball sack while you jack off. It's one step below a blowjob.
"Dude, did you get a blowjob from Jessica last night?"

"Nah, she wouldn't go for it, but I totally got the kolecki flicker!"

"Solid."
by bo the dog September 16, 2013
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egg flicker

An awesome band that will throw frozen eggs at you if your a hater
by Stale Bagel March 7, 2016
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flea flicker

literally someone whose job it is to flick fleas off of their employer, employers family or guests.

someone of extremely low social standing, who is obliged to engage in humiliating professions just to get by
Lady Gaga thrives off of her paparazzi flea flickers

If it hadn't been for his family name and inherited wealth, George W Bush would like have amounted to little more than a flea flicker.
by ayyfron August 5, 2010
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Clit-flicker

Supernatural bodice-rippers. A fantasy novel aimed at women that features a plot that has more sex scenes than plot develpement, action, ect. Basically a book designed to be held with one hand while the viewer is busy pleasuring herself along with the heroine with the other hand. The text version of a really graphic porno for women. Usually listed under "Paranormal" or "Dark Fantasy" in book stores. If you're not sure you're reading a clit-flicker, look for the obvious signs: supernatural female hero, usually a vampire or half-vampire. Male interest who's described as having the perfect body, and usually a rogue, or character who's not a fully evil character.
Laurell K. Hamilton novels these days are pretty embarrassing to read in public settings. Each one is nothing more than a clit-flicker.
by Rhio2k March 12, 2009
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