FLICK MY BEAN

The act of masterbation by a female.

"I'm really stressed out. I need to take a bath and flick my bean"

by Scott June 3, 2004

flaccid windmill

The act of spinning the penis in a windmill fashion

He pulled a flaccid windmill for all the ladies to see.

by shaGGy- July 6, 2010

dick flick

1. A guys movie (the opposite of chick flick)
2. A gay porn movie
3. Shaking your dick after urinating

1. The Dark Knight is a dick flick.
2. I caught my brother jacking off to a dick flick.
3. I saw him dick flick out the corner of my eye.

by Ric.Hard July 10, 2013

lake flaccid

A state of mind (in which old folks who tried to dose up on viagra) end up at, after they finally realize that they're permanently impotent, thus they just end up sitting on their porches and yelling at..."those damn kids"...

"Poor old bastard...just sits on his porch swimming around in lake flaccid..."

"Damn i hope I never end up in lake flaccid..."

by Herbert Bonabanger January 19, 2006

Dincan Flicka

Michael Scott from the television show "The Office" uses this phrase to relate to Darryl from the warehouse during a racial dispute. Darryl describes it as," you know, things us negroes say."

Darryl - "we just have a lot of stuff down there that could be stolen."
Michael - "thats ironic."
Darryl - "what?"
Michael - "that you are afraid."
Darryl - "why? cause i'm from da hood?"
Michael - "...dincan flicka."
Darryl - "*sigh*... dincan flicka."

by Goober Jennings February 6, 2010

Lake Flaccid

Lake Flaccid is when you're trying to sleep with a girl but you can't get a hard on.

Dave: Yes mate, did you smash it?

Nick: Nah mate, lake flaccid.

Dave: Par.

by Stiff Chocolate December 28, 2015

nurse flick

When you have an erection in a hospital and the nurse flicks the penis to instantly turn it flaccid

Oh man, I was so embarrassed at the doctors the other day. I had a hard on in front of the doctor. They gave me the nurse flick and didn't mention it again.

by Clayton1422 February 29, 2016