The Morgan Freeman Effect

When a person is attractive as a whole, but has a few qualities that are unattractive. The Morgan Freeman Effect states that those unattractive qualities become just as attractive as the other qualities. It is called the Morgan Freeman Effect because when you look at Morgan Freeman, a semi-decent actor, with a more than amazing voice, you think everything about him is extremely fantastic. This happens because of the one quality he is famous for, his soothing, gentle, massaging voice. This makes the fact that he is an okay actor completely irrelevant, because he is fucking Morgan Freeman.

Guy- "Why do you think shes so hot??? She has such a huge nose!!"
Friend- "I don't know, I think its kinda cute."
Guy- "Ahhh! The Morgan Freeman Effect at its finest."

by Super713 February 13, 2013

freeman

The swagger of being free. Not worrying about other people.

He just dont care, he is so freeman

by nhoj nameerf June 2, 2010

Freemanic Paracusia

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the voice of Morgan Freeman.

Jim just gets lost in whatever he's reading ever since he got Freemanic Paracusia.

by doublechris October 12, 2008

Freemanic Paracusia

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman.

Even this Viagra spam is soothing when heard through the distorting perception of Freemanic Paracusia: "Why, you could enlarge your penis for cheap. My, my. Isn't *that* something."

by Zephyr Greene October 8, 2008

Kipp Freeman

An old lady, with the name KIPP. Old, and likes natural disaster tapes,

CHILD: You're such a Kipp Freeman.
MOM: Why?
CHILD: Because you are old !
MOM: I AM NOT

by S3XY_J3N!N! November 6, 2011

Freeman

Freeman is a kind person who is a joy to be around, he normally has ginger hair and a cute smile. He is in love with music and bass. He is very talented and intelligent. He is lovable and caring, if you have someone named Freeman in your life never underestimate or lose them. They will be one of the best things to happen to you.

Freeman is so smart and talented, I never want to lose him.

by EpicKidd420 December 12, 2018

Morgan Freeman

an actor who often plays the role of "the wise black man".

he is the secret identity of god.
other religions refer to him as allah or buddha.

people found out about this because he played god in "bruce almighty".

morgan freeman is god! pray to morgan freeman!

by lalliman April 14, 2011