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Flailing

Living your life in uncertainty, or confusion. Acting, and doing things without clear purpose or a sense of what is needed but doing it anyway because you want to feel like you're doing something.
Becky "How have you been?'
Sam "Flailing, mostly."
Becky "Oh yup, did you finish that thing you had talked about?"
Sam "No, I don't have the right pieces, and I have no money, and if I don't get back to work soon I'm going to lose my apartment."
by high on ginger September 4, 2023
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Ka-flail

Verb: tweaker mission; tweaking on something for multiple hours; flailing
Person 1: "Hey bro can you come pick me up?"
Person 2: " Yeah, I can after I finish ka-flailing on my truck"
by Squishy and WiggleWorm January 31, 2022
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Plague Flail

A crude weapon constructed by shitting in a pillow case.
Jessica turned me down for prom so I beat her with a plague flail
by 14kkk88 December 2, 2018
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Flail

n. A drug and alcohol and sleep deprivation induced state of repetitive tasking which often includes a state of paranoid fixation with paralyzing effects.

v. Creating or engaging in a flail.
"Don't you tell ME how to flail!"

"You have not flailed until you have used the flashlight on your phone to find your phone."

"The problem with female drug addicts is they always leave a flail trail wherever they go."

"Come on down to The Flailorama, The Flailodrome, Flailapalooza."

"The consierge down at the Flailing Arms is Flaily McFlailerson. He plays an instrument, the Ukeflailey: a flailey ukulele."

"If you fail to plan you plan to flail."

"Epic flailure!"

"Four flails to the wind."

"Let's march right down to the Provincial Flailulature. Or even the National Legisflailure."

"All ahead flail!"

"If you don't succeed, try to flail upwards!"

"The fourteenth flail's the charm."

"Birds of a feather flail together."

"It's not a backpack, it's a flail sack."

"Flail in your own sack. don't ask me to flail it. I carry a flail pouch, that's enough for me. Hell flailing my pockets is enough for me."

"Three fails forward, two flails back."

"Remember Mr. Dressup with Casey and Flailigan?"

"Library = Flailbrary"

"The legend of the flaily pants."

"You're flailed if you do, you're don't if you're flailed."

"Tommy Flailfiger."

"If at first you don't succeed flail and flail again."

"It's a flailing curve. Flailey's curve."

"It's the law of diminishing reflails."

"Home is where the flail is!"

"Life is not flailr at failall!"

"bEAUTY iS iN tHE eYE oF tHE fLAILhOLDER."

"We're not failures, we're FLAILURES!"

"Flailey's comet."

"The Flailcapades."
by plasticlax May 5, 2024
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flailing bella

To wildly swing one's dick around, as if imitating a helicopter, whilst making eye contact with those around and softly saying "Belllaaaaa"
Bella entered the room. John had that look in his eye and she just knew he was about to do a flailing bella.
by Timothy Fiddlewicket November 21, 2020
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flail

The worn out flaps of a woman's vagina
That hooker had some flails that looked like clams
by flailersrus June 5, 2015
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Flail

Man #1: Hey, so Katie, how long have you been pregnant?

Katie: What? I'm not pregnant?!

Man #2: Flail.
by WhatAFlail July 25, 2012
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