Flail

A better way to say Fail

Man #1: Hey, so Katie, how long have you been pregnant?

Katie: What? I'm not pregnant?!

Man #2: Flail.

by WhatAFlail July 25, 2012

flail

The worn out flaps of a woman's vagina

That hooker had some flails that looked like clams

by flailersrus June 5, 2015

FLAIL

Frantically looking around in limbo.

To Flail is to get a little bit than usually off track!!!!

by GNORM 143 December 29, 2020

Plague Flail

A crude weapon constructed by shitting in a pillow case.

Jessica turned me down for prom so I beat her with a plague flail

by 14kkk88 December 2, 2018

Flailing

Living your life in uncertainty, or confusion. Acting, and doing things without clear purpose or a sense of what is needed but doing it anyway because you want to feel like you're doing something.

Becky "How have you been?'
Sam "Flailing, mostly."
Becky "Oh yup, did you finish that thing you had talked about?"
Sam "No, I don't have the right pieces, and I have no money, and if I don't get back to work soon I'm going to lose my apartment."

by high on ginger September 4, 2023

bar flail

A bar flai is someone who frequents bars looking for drugs because the local dealers don’t want to deal with them.

Don’t talk to that bar flail. He might rip you off

by Eff security April 5, 2019

Urban Flail

Urban Flail

Adv.
(Er-bun Flale)

The act of placing 12-18” long pieces of duct tape upside down on a busy thoroughfare, complete with ends twisted around payloads of feline and/or dog feces.

The Urban Flail should not be performed against anyone you do not have deep distaste for. Strangers are perfectly acceptable as well.

*use with caution*
*avoid routes popular with law enforcement*

“Dude, I can’t believe what he said about your sister.”

“You’re right bud. It’s time for an urban flail.

by Choam Nomsky December 1, 2017