Flabbinsted

Forget about the past and look towards the future

Be greatful to God and be flabbinsted

by Black Mario February 20, 2022

Flabbinsted

Forget about the past and look towards the future 💟

Be greatful to God and be flabbinsted

by Black Mario February 20, 2022

Flabbering

Flabbering: The action of thrashing madly about whilst letting any loose bits of skin (e.g. foreskin, cheeks, thighs) flap independently.

Jones was Flabbering on the deck of the ship.

by FuckMeInTheAssLikeAPhoque July 18, 2022

frambling

frambling

when your flailing and rambling at the same time!
“mane im frambling for this bÛssy

rn😫”

by spamxx00 November 1, 2022

flabblegasted

When u and yo homie fucking and then you shit ur jortz and gotta ask your mom for money to buy new clothes

“Yo man, we gotta stop. I flabblegasted”
“It’s ok, so did I”
“Want to get McDonald”
“No loser you smell like fart poop”

by W33b April 17, 2023

Flailing

Living your life in uncertainty, or confusion. Acting, and doing things without clear purpose or a sense of what is needed but doing it anyway because you want to feel like you're doing something.

Becky "How have you been?'
Sam "Flailing, mostly."
Becky "Oh yup, did you finish that thing you had talked about?"
Sam "No, I don't have the right pieces, and I have no money, and if I don't get back to work soon I'm going to lose my apartment."

by high on ginger September 4, 2023

flobbing

Flobbing is the act of lubricating your flaccid penis with week-old semen and beating the penis like you’re trying to give it CPR. May involve throwing the penis from side to side in a desperate bid to awaken the sleeping giant.

Adam Lambert: It’s official. My caterpillar is totally dead. I tried flobbing it in front of my Filipino manservant and nothing.
John Wayne (Gacy): I have an idea.

Sandy Cheeks: Well, shucks, SpongeBob: your penis is deader than the vibe at a Reddit meet-up!
SpongeBob: FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT!

by Raul Pudd August 2, 2024