Foomp!

The sound that occurs when certain items accidentally hit the floor, your head, or while opening a champagne bottle. Foomp can also describe something exaggerated or tall.

Dude, I knew instantly that a soccer ball just hit you in the head because I heard it go foomp!

Whoa, did you see that blonde chick's 80s waterfall bangs? They were all foomp!

by anniesokay612 May 26, 2021

Fwomp

A fwomp is a situation in which one is dropping a deuce, but somehow manages to miss the water entirely, as the clump (The shit) hits the side of the toilet bowl.

Much to John's dismay, he took a fwomp.

by DinosaurusDorian February 9, 2014

foomp

an overly grown, undertrimmed pubic hair area. when the hair grows to a point you could braid.

ex: when taking off of the underwear it makes a noise....."FOOMP"

by sabrina varvatos December 28, 2005

Foomp

to completly own someone in a large way

FOOMP! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... BOOYAH!!!

by 9821650762587632 December 28, 2005

Foomp

The sound a very fat person makes when their roll of fat moves away from and the suddenly hits the "normal" part of the body. This usually occurs when engulfing food/small objects (or children in the case of pedos).

Fat Man: Hello little boy, OMG look over there!
Little Boy: What?!
*FOOMP*

A few moments later...

Concerned Mother: Have you seen my son?
Fat Man: Nope... *struggling sounds coming from his stomach*

by Bob Cooke (Teacher at NPHS) August 21, 2009

FOMP

Fear of missing phone. Irrational sensation or intense terror and complete dread like the world is ending. Usually followed by a tremendous feeling of relief of finding phone (ROFP)

I had the worst FOMP last night when I noticed my phone wasn't on me.

Dude I FOMPing hard here. My roid is gone!

by JsonHunt March 25, 2019

flomp

like a glomp but it doesn't knock you on your ass

* nobby flomps #zirc / (incubus_chick): keke / (incubus_chick): MASSFLOMPING

by Igor July 6, 2004