Fishing is when you sits down on a toilet and your dick touches the toilet
water, aka your rod touching the
water. You can also
fish in the sand, when your tip touches porcelain. Your rod scrapes the rocks and sand. Can happen for the lucky well endowed, rocking a semi on a hot day, or a shitty shallow toilet.
Shit man, should have warned me you got a
shallow toilet, sat down and went fishing. Rod
hit the sand and the
water.