Rocketship Firetruck 

A rocketship that puts out fires. Like a firetruck.

Probably the world’s greatest invention since lasers, definitely the awesomest thing that (unaccountably) has not been made yet.

Elon Musk: "I'm telling you man, soon as I'm done with SpaceX and Tesla it's on to rocketship firetrucks for me. Everything I've ever done will have been in vain if these don't become a thing!"

Donald Trump: "Vroom vroom, rocketship firetruck!!"

Rocketship Firetruck by Charlemagne1993 August 9, 2016

Firetruck 

It's starts with f and ends ck. So you can use it instead of saying the word your mom is allergic to. The word fuck.

*Stubs toe on chair* "Ouch! Firetruck!"

Firetruck by The Danish Tudse June 1, 2018

Firetruck 

A game we’re one person slaps their hand on someone’s thigh and the only way to chicken out is to yell firetruck. If the person says firetruck you respond with “Firetrucks don’t stop” until they push your hand off or you start having gay sex.

Joe: Hey Peter wanna play firetruck?

Peter: Sure Joe

Joe: OK let me know when you give up

Peter: Alright Joe

Joe: *Slaps hand on Peter’s thigh*

Peter: Firetruck

Joe: *Still going up to Peter’s crotch* Firetrucks don’t stop Peter

Peter and Joe: Start having gay sex

Firetruck by Bbbbbrrrrrrruuuuuuhhhhhhh November 14, 2019

Firetruck 

When you’re having sex with a girl and right when you’re about to cum you light her pubes on fire and put it out with your cumshot

Person 1: Hey why does is smell like burning in your room
Person 2: Last night I fucked my girl and pulled the firetruck on her!

Firetruck by Feemint May 6, 2020

Firetruck Driver

An unexplainable derogatory term, and one of the worst things you can call someone in a video game.

Heal the tank you firetruck driver!!!!!

Firetruck Driver by anonymous January 17, 2022

Firetrucksexual 

A sexual orientation in which a person is sexually attracted to fire trucks. Started a joke from internet personality Walter Clements.

Jenny: so like, are you straight or gay or bi or...?
Jake: actually, I am firetrucksexual
Jenny: what?
Jake: I am attracted to fire trucks
Jenny: so no head?

Firetrucksexual by MrMoorty January 22, 2022

Firetruck 

A man long ago with the name of Cristian Cortes, who is addicted to roblox and snapchat, gets no bitches except for sir Charles baslie, and it a complete dumbass it everything he does and is also is gay and extremely racist. He is also very obese with a BMI of 200.3, and he is only 4 feet 1 inch.

Dam bro you don't wanna pull the firetruck over there.

Firetruck by Deez nuts May 25, 2022