Firefighter

2 Basic Types

Truckies - A firefighter who goes into a fire before the engine crew without any water and search for victims when the fire is the hottest and the smoke is the darkest.

Engine Bitches - A "firefighter" that goes into a fire after truck has vented and puts water on the fire.

Laura: What do you do for a living?

Nick: I'm a firefighter.

Laura: Wow, so you're a firefighter... have you ever saved a life?

Dave: No, Truckies save people. Hes an Engine bitch, he won't go in without his hose incase he gets in trouble.

Laura: Oh... Are you a truckie?

Dave: Oh yeah.

Laura: Dave, wanna lick whipped cream off my naked body?

Dave: later Nick...

by Dave March 24, 2005

The firefighter

Lighting a match and putting it in an asshole so the burning end is out and shoot your load to put it out

I gave that chick a fireman

by mustangman April 29, 2005

seman firefighter

when i guy eats hot tamales proir to sex then ejaculates and his seman is severly spicy and the female and male then exchanges the seman between mouths until tht salivia waters it down.

Dude. That seman firefighter was wayy too spicy until we watered it down!

by Joanna Arbaugh April 3, 2008

firefighter

when your fucking a girl you light her pubes on fire and jizz to put it out...

her pubes were on fire so i had to fight that fire with my semen!

by dirty penismonger May 13, 2005

firefighters

The only institution in this country that hasn't let its people down.

Firefighters are treated like kings in North Carolina, and for good reason.

by Scarlet Armanda September 24, 2020

alaskan firefighter

When you are having sex with your mate and you ignite her boobs on fire and put it out with your cum

I Alaskan firefighter my girlfriend last night

by Wtf is this shit March 19, 2014

firefighter

A firefighter is a man or woman who is trained to put out fires, either in a building or wildland, as well as to provide medical care. A firefighter is either a volenteer, an on call, or career.

Whats this vincentv. guy thinkin, a firefighter is either a man or woman doesnt matter, ill say odds are he isnt a firefighter, hasnt been in any trainning, nothin, just thinks its so. Guys like him are fuckin duches, none of my captains would stand for that shit.

by BGthefirefighter January 17, 2008