Fingerpeño

Fingerpeño is when you finger a girl within five minutes of cutting a jalapeño pepper. The pepper juices on your fingers will burn her insides and you must yell "fingerpeño" as you perform the act.

Immediately after preparing some homemade jalapeño poppers, my boyfriend fingerpeñoed me.

"Brittany, why are you walking bowlegged?"
"My boyfriend fingerpeñoed me and it burns like chlamydia."

(From inside the bedroom) "Fingerpeño!!!"
"Dude! Susan's totally getting fingerpeñoed in the other room."

by Josh Finkelstein May 24, 2013

egg fingering

when you finger your bitch so deep you reach the fertelized eggs

yo, last night i was in so deep i think there was some deep egg fingering going on!

by squatfucker420 January 28, 2017

fidget house

A so called "sub-genre" in house music. The name describes the restless, driving feel of that particular style achieved by very short, funky samples and agressive reese-basslines (mostly FM Synthesis).

Joe: "Listen to that crazy Fidget House Mix!"
Judy: "Why do people keep coming up with new names for electronic dance music? That´s just stupid.....causing 14-Year olds to argue in the comment section!"
Joe. "uioeughouigoioih" (Having a fit)

by hypertonus July 31, 2013

1 Finger Up

Allah is one ☝🏻

"posing with 1 finger up" - Allah is one bro ☝🏻

by 1randomperson June 1, 2022

Five Finger Fangle Fop

The definitive method of masturbation in which you hold out your hand in a high five and slap your dick as hard as possible until climax.

Frank: I had the best orgasm last night.
Bill: Did Sarah blow you?
Frank: Nope, I did the Five Finger Fangle Fop.

by Shaft_H September 11, 2016

3 fingers up

3 fingers up means ur crazy in love with somebody

“Some dude just came up to me and put 3 fingers up, what the hell does that mean??”

“It means he loves you”

“Oh.”

by TA7RYNN April 7, 2022

king kongs finger

when you release a turd so huge, so mighty, so hefty, that it looks like king kongs finger

so as we waited outside, barry left behind what he called king kongs finger in the wealth of great toilets, thus causing blockage

by bigboijohns January 15, 2016