filapenis

Albanian word for filipino because they don't know no better, and can't pronounce it right.

Hey filapenis, come over here!

by Juan Valdez October 9, 2004

filarious

combination of "fucking" and "hilarious". the cool and discreet way to say "fucking hilarious," and if your g-rents ask what it means, you can say "oh...just funny and hilarious combined"

Wow, you should have seen the latest episode of The Office - it was filarious.

by ricegirl February 24, 2008

Filarious

fucking hilarious = filarious

oh my god dude, that's so filarious, i think i wet myself in the middle of my anti-non-prejudiced lecture given by dr. Anita Bonghit

by Ebon-x December 28, 2005

filatio sanchez

A Filatio Sanchez is when you grow a thick moustache and you meet a girl with a hairy muff and you rub your moustache against her piss flaps and when she cums you make sure she cums in your mouth, swish around your mouth, and spit it back at her face preferably on her upperlip hence the name filatio sanchez.

Girl: You made my muff so tingly after that filatio sanchez last night.

Jamal: Bitch i told you to shut up now let me spit on you to complete the filatio sanchez ya dirty slut.

by Big Cheep December 27, 2010

filationship

A very, VERY casual sexual relationship. Generally noncommittal.

"So are you guys together now or what?"
"Oh hell no, it's just a filationship."

by Gregory Novak April 21, 2007

Fila

The description of something very tacky, cheap and asian looking, it comes from the idea that Fila is the cheapest, tackiest sports brand. It can be used with other tacky sports brands such as "diadora" or "Gola"
It can be applied to any object include people, cars and clothes.

Origin: O.P Kent & M. Sparavalo 2011
United Kingdom

"Look at that girl shes so cheap looking"
" yeah you're right she pretty Fila"

"Those shoes are Fila mate!"
"yeah i got them from southall"

"Oh god this car is Fila!"
"It's just a white skoda......"
" Oh i suppose it's more Didadora then"

"How do you rate this party on a scale of Lonsdale to Fila!"
"well there are not hot girls so.... FILA!"

by O.P Kent March 1, 2011

FILA

Finally I LEFT Africa

by steve May 9, 2003