kiddy fiddler

someone who fiddles with children

Kieran McLennan is a kiddy fiddler

by keiran mclennan June 12, 2015

Fiddlers fart funnel

The act of wearing a full face gas mask with a tube running into the anus of your lover and wearing it all day while they fart down the tube

Yo did you hear? Johnny did a fiddlers fart funnel with alex last night

by Deanwinchesterton November 28, 2018

Squirrel Fiddler

Often displayed in the woodland areas, this Unnatural act, is where a human being manipulates the squirrel creature for their pleasures. Similar to Chimp Lover.

Mum:"Close your eyes hunny. Darling get the kids in the car quick, theres a squirrel fiddler over there."

by Jacksc2 July 3, 2006

fiddler crab

The fiddler crab is an extension of the shocker. Once you are successfully in the shocker position, quickly move your thumb up and down on the woman's clit to help stimulate the sexual experience.

Give her the shocker and make her cum with the fiddler crab!

by Shane Ryale August 20, 2007

Fiddler on the Roof

Male ejaculates off of a three story building and shoots his cum on to unsusspecting persons below.

Kyle was the Fiddler on the Roof, he gave Stephenia a cum shower.

by Rick Dick 69 so fine March 22, 2011

Bolongna Fiddler

When a guy puts his dick in a girl's pussy and his balls in her ass hole, then she queefs and farts at the same time.

Give me that bolongna fiddler, Govna!!!

by Jeremy B. February 4, 2008

when the fiddler snaps his bow

When it all goes wrong

Tim: "You don't wanna be around when the fiddler snaps his bow, it's a right crease in the tux!"

Derek: "Man that shit is ugly!"

by Alex G Thomas January 19, 2008