fartitude

the measurement of how far and at what angle the fart is spreaded out.

Like oh my gosh, your fartitude is like out of this world.

Your fartitude is 10 m.

by fartitudegalfran May 7, 2010

Broticular Fortitude

Idea in which a mans ability to accomplish tasks is exaggerated. Allowing a man to increase his normal ego attributes ten fold.

Since john was out at the bar with all of his buddies, he suddenly had the broticular fortitude to challenge anyone in the bar to a fight.

Eric would have never approached the hot chick at the bar if it weren't for 9 of his friends filling his head with more broticular fortitude than it could handle.

by Thesnyper October 4, 2010

fattitude

A mispronunciation of the word "fatigue". Spoken by people who tend to confuse "you're" and "your", and say "nukular" instead of "nuclear".

I can't get b00fz, I have over 300 points of battle fattitude. LOL.

by The 2-Belo October 17, 2004

Festitute

(n.) Person who 'dates' for the sole purpose of getting taken to shows or festivals.

Person A: "How is that girl at every festival and show, you know she's broke?"

Person B: "She's a festitute, she has always got some john on the hook paying her way."

by j.bane.792 December 10, 2019

Festibues

If you don't know what they are, look in your pants for a spoon shaped object. If you haven't got one, you are one of two things:

a) An undeveloped fetus
b) A girl

See also penis

"I hear Whatboy has a huge festibues"

by Whatboy February 12, 2006

Festicide

(Verb) To get infested with germs

I will festicide yo' comb!!

by Jesse O'Hagan May 7, 2008

festitution

Buying an event ticket for the opposite sex, kowing you're going to get laid afterwards

"Jake bought Anne tickets to an event later this month." "Do you think she's in festitution?"

by Guetzi January 13, 2015