William Ferguson

A tall man who cannot make a lay-up to save his mama's life

Oh you bricked a lay-up. You must be a William Ferguson

by momoiscool1234545667778 February 4, 2022

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Mike Ferguson

An angry chef who despises phones and people who cook differently

Quit being a Mike Ferguson and get the right ingredients

by Nigel JD February 7, 2022

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Turd Ferguson

A person who is a monster of extreme control, and also tries to prove that everybody is wrong.

Worse than a stinker, a fartknocker, or even worse than an asshole!

If you try to control EVERYTHING, you are considered a TURD FERGUSON!

by Tad(Terry) Winklemann January 2, 2021

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Famously restless suburb in St Louis County, known for being the first major epicenter of Black Lives Matter protests in 2014. Before then it was a suburb with a growing black majority; before 1970 it was a rural-ish sundown town with a now long-gone train station. They say "hurr" instead of "here".

Person 1: I'm from Ferguson
Person 2: Where's that?
Person 1: Right next to St Louis
Person 2: Hm...

by MEESE IS PLURAL February 16, 2021

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