Female

A vagina's life support system.

A vagina cannot survive without a female.

by Lorenzo19 September 22, 2010

Female

The incomplete man. God's mistake/blessing while he was wasted. This term can be used when you create something that is crappy, eehh, incomplete, or not just right.

Tell us the answer Tim!
-Aw, Is it 5?
Oh sorry son, that's incorrect
-*whispers to his fellow classmates* Dam, Guess I just pulled a female

by JKJKJK :) October 17, 2008

female

disgusting being

oh my god is that a female what a disgusting being.

by hehehehehehehhee November 13, 2019

Female

the best and worse thing ever created rolled into one and added in is a fuck you time called period also known as a female. usualy awsome eye candy unless below a 5 on the scale ;). if above a 5 usualy a good sign that it is ok to have intercourse without having to hide the fact that you did, any lower and you just need to mack bitches better =)

john smith: dammm son look at that bitty ova there

matt johnson; god dammm thats one fine female like a 9 go get her digits nigga

John: ight yo watch this game ima throw

matt; you do that ima smoke a blunt

john; iiight yo peace out

matt: peace and goodluck wit da bitty

by Jordan rafiki mon September 24, 2007

female

opposite sex of the male, females love pink, males love blue. guys love bugs girls love dresses.

FEMALE AND MALE:



GIRL: like ew what the fuck, i hate bugs.



BOY: yeaa....so? i hate dresses?




GIRL: why?



BOY: because...just.....wear pants!



GIRL: NO

by Marissahhhhhhh June 29, 2008

female

one who cries and complains a lot of times

and writes sexist statements on urban dictionary to rant about their personal issues

"i hate all men, men should all die!!!" -female

by tacowithpeanutbutter11 August 21, 2022

Female

belongs in the kitchen and cooks and cleans and is made to give head

Susan! Make me a damn sandwich! You fucking female

by Vegequif April 18, 2019