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female

The human female specie is a self-praising, self-centered cruel version of the male one. They feel the need to talk alot more about their lives, the need to talk behind their friend's backs and being much more cruel than men in different situations when one needs their help or understanding. Generally fall in love in rich people with money, when claim that the looks don't matter and they're virgins until they get married. They think much more of themselves than they are, when they think much less of others. They expect to be treated like queens when they treat others like crap, and so on.
They often think they're better and smarter than men and do all kinds of feminist organizations to praise themselves when men don't even claim they're the better side, ever.
Male: Please help me...
Female: No! I have my own problems!

Female: Please help me...
Male: Okay, what's the problem?

Female: I HATE ALL MEN!!!

Male: She's really great, I love her.

Female: He's rich! I'll hire someone to kill him and get his money.
by -_Realist_- May 31, 2007
mugGet the femalemug.

females

"period sis" "boo" "im a female and im proud" look at them females how much they cost?
by josepac45 April 29, 2019
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female

A weird and hard to understand not man person.
female: I Hate YOUUU!!!
Dude: ok
Female: How come men never see our signs
by Chubbycheeksdude June 10, 2021
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female

creatures of the earth specifically designed to clean up after a mess has been left behind
by Doogey April 4, 2010
mugGet the femalemug.

female

Male: I'm going to go drinking with my friends, you stay here in the kitchen.

Female: Okay.
by the5secondninja August 15, 2011
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female

Invented to do all chores that are around the house
Honey(female), could you please make my dinner, do the dishes afterwards and do my laundry after that, for my clothes will be dirty.

oh and after that could you please do my ironing
by LawAustin January 12, 2008
mugGet the femalemug.

Femaling

Yeah I seen lara, she's over there femaling the shelves
by Cupcakes August 18, 2015
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