Felony

Said when a person is very joyful and optimistic all the time.
A common phrase from places around the Pacific Ocean.

SpongeBob: "Hmm, what's a felony?"

Squidward: "Being too darn happy all the time."

SpongeBob: "Oh yeah! Lots and lots of felony."

by Tochereador March 21, 2025

Culinary Felony

When people, often white people, create culinary dishes that utilize random components that have no reason being mixed together

White people adding raisins to potato salad is straight up a culinary felony

by QuestionMarks October 21, 2023

Felony Fartinez

Timothy Heller supporters comment this under Melanie Martinez fan’s videos

User 1: *posts video about how much they love Melanie Martinez*
User 2: “ew, felony fartinez supporter”
User 1: “stfu”

by Youhavemerethought September 14, 2024

Feloniously

To do something involving illegal activities that end in felony charges

I'm trying to do good as feloniously as possible

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Felony

The offensive odor created by cheap bronzer, too much hairspray and an overly full adult diaper.

That guy's not only dangerous, but he reeks of Felony.

by Apply Liberally June 10, 2024

Shit and Run Felony

When someone shits in a public restroom and leaves the scene without flushing the poop.

Me: I'm telling you man, I really needed to take a shit while on break and I saw that someone committed a Shit and Run Felony in the second stall.

by Arakdiel April 28, 2023

Cottage Felony

A Cottage Felony is where someone, steals, destroys, mutilates or basically just tampers with a Cottage. And because this is basically breaking the law, it's a felony.

"Did he go to jail for a Cottage Felony?"

by Finnmakeswords May 22, 2017