A guy with a styrofoam head that's been through a lot of stuff. Beaten up a lot by Flamingo/Albert before his head got ripped apart
Flamingo: Felipe this is your fault! -proceeds to beat felipe until his head is completely destroyed-
by boing February 5, 2021
Get the Felipe mug.Felipe is a kpop hater and doesn't like asian people. Is also a bad singer and loves to play video games (usually farmville). Is always burping and calling his only friend fat. Is lazy and is always eating. Feels proud of himself when he does a successful handstand. His face stings. He is always making wierd sounds and screams a lot. Is usually from ukcraine and albino. Filipe is rude and likes nasty ice tea, don't be like filipe.
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3: that guy is a felipe.
4: omg why doesn't he like asians?
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by ze2017 March 12, 2017
Get the Felipe mug.Lights out Pirates Closer that got caught soliciting a minor. He changed his last name from Rivero to Vazquez so he could try to get away with it.
Pirates Fan: You saw that Felipe Vazquez got caught soliciting a minor?
Other Pirates Fan: You mean Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez
Other Pirates Fan: You mean Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez
by some_random_hanzenite September 17, 2019
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by You already know ha ha July 24, 2021
Get the Felipe mug.A Jew which looks like a mushroom and has an iPhone 8 for barmitzva. When he is bored, he steals your phone and runs away taking selfies which will later give you pain when having to look at them. If he hears penny falling, he will indeed shor
by snag leo lima April 20, 2018
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by Intenselife February 19, 2022
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by MantecaLIFE February 13, 2024
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