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fecal funny gas

A person who opens someone's anus and waits until a fart comes out and inhales it
Man I feel like having some fecal funny gas right now
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Fecal Transplant

The act of switching partners during anal sex without wiping the poop off your dick in between buttholes, effectively delivering feces from one anus to the other.
Chad: "Bruh that threesome with Angela and Britney last night was INSANE - Fucked 'em both in all holes and essentially gave Britney a fecal transplant, dawg.

Brad: "Fecal Transplant?? What the fuck are you talking abou-......Oh, dude, that is vile."

Chad: "100% - my shit was MUDDY when I switched over to Britney - but hey, fuck it, right?"

Brad: "You belong in a circle of Hell that has not yet been invented you depraved fuck."
by Gutters by the Dozen (1) January 20, 2020
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Fecal Snow

Particulate fecal depositions that originated from Mexico City. Strong winds that blow through poverty stricken towns aerates the feces, causing it to harden, and later eroding it into the atmosphere where it will later fall like snow.
Jose: It's snowing!
Chiquito: I don't believe you!
Jose: Look! It's dissolving in my mouth!

He later found out in his grave that it was fecal snow he was indulging his pleasures in.
by Secef Tihs January 24, 2011
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Fecal Burst

The kind of "dump" that creeps up on you when your out and about. This "dump" is preceeded by stomach cramps and the need to run to the bathroom, before your ass explodes with hellatious farts and spurts of shit.
Joan: Hey Jimmy I saw you running through Target the other day like a madman.

Jimmy: Fecal burst!

Joan: Oh I see :rolls eyes:
by CherryLane May 25, 2004
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fecal explosion

Verb: To blow out the contents of your colon through your asshole in a spectacular fashion. When done correctly, the fecal matter will cover anything within a twenty foot radius with a thin shit film.
Stan: Hey Carl, I just did a fecal explosion in your parents' bedroom.
Carl: Is there shit everywhere?
Stan: Of course there is.
Carl: Why did you do that?
Stan: You know that cocaine gives me the shits
Carl: Oh, you have coke?
Stan: Yes
by Ray Fecal March 7, 2008
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fecal freak

Someone who takes part in the act of consuming fecal matter.
That guy is eating his own shit. Hes a fecal freak.
by bagoina April 26, 2005
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fecal torpedo

A violent shit that rockets out of the ass at a very high rate of speed.
Jim: The stupid dog I was pet sitting swallowed a sock.
Steve: Really? What happened?
Jim: I took him to the vet and just before they were going to operate he shit the sock out at super speed.
Steve: Like a fecal torpedo?
Jim: Exactly.

Rob: How was lunch at the Chinese/Indian buffet place?
Lou: It was ok but half an hour later I had a fecal torpedo in stall #2
by Lou_III January 30, 2009
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