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bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta

1) Large ball of mucous filled with blood that proceeds a homosexual party where the participants shove their fists up each others ass in a sodomistic fashion.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.
Look at that bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta.

You're a bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta.
by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009
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fiesta

A female-only hangout, a collection of tacos all together

Opposite of sausagefest
Guy: They're having a fiesta, so we can't go.

Other Guy: Damn!
by elok April 29, 2005
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Fiesta Butt

The result of eating at any Mexican restaurant but particularly Taco Bell, Del Taco, Chipotle or cheap Mexican food. Can also be a result of overindulgence at a party with regards to alcohol and/or food.
I had Chipotle last night and now dealing with a bad case of Fiesta Butt all morning.
by Kerri René Peek June 12, 2016
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Anal Fiesta

When one is smuggling drugs in their rectum and the packaging breaks.
Carlos had an anal fiesta on the flight home from Columbia.
by TheHolyNater September 8, 2018
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portruguese sausage fiesta

the act of making sex to a girl you do not know the name of and when she is least expecting it beat her in the head with a sausage until unconcious and steal her money.
dude i gave this chick a portruguese sausage fiesta and made 100 bucks last nite, high five
by Johnny BO BO January 15, 2007
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fiesta

A mnemonic to children (well, everyone, really) about flushing the toilet. Flush It Every Single Time, Amigo! (Feel free to substitute another word for "amigo," especially if you are getting sick and tired of reminding the non-flusher to make the effort).
When I entered the bathroom and discovered that my 5-year-old daughter had once again neglected to flush the toilet, I yelled, "Nicole . . . FIESTA!" and she apologetically returned to flush.
by Vladimir Swindon July 29, 2009
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