Fetch a Chair

A road trip where the collector takes along a companion on the false promise of fastfood as payment.

The collector insists on waiting 'till the return journey before suggesting food.
Then issuing the immortal line "Well, were nearly home now, might as well not bother!" , much to the disgust of the companion.

"How was your weekend, Simon?"

"Oh man I went to Fetch a Chair with Steve"

"oooh you must be starving, here, have some of the best chips in South Wales"

by v70r April 26, 2009

Fletch Job

Anything you want it to be from sexual to cleaning out your bathroom

Hey wanna do something?
do you want a fletch job?
whats a fletch job?
anything you want it to be

by papacosta April 25, 2010

Fletching

The action of cutting different types of wood in order to make archers equipment such as bows, arrows and crossbows.

-Hey, what is your Fletching level?
-My Fletching level is 99.
-Cool, can you assist me for this effigy?
-Sorry, I am maxed for today.

by RuneScaper September 22, 2012

Munion Feltch Beaver

This is a sexual action where you dig up a dead body, preferrably one that has been dead for around a month. This allows for the body to become relatively rancid while still remaining quite juicy and supple. One person hangs the deady body from a tree by the waist, causing the corpse to take the shape of a dog. One person fucks the corpse doggy style in the ass while the other person places his mouth on the vagina/penis of the dead corpse and punches the stomache until the rancid embalming and body fluids rush into that person's mouth. (see "munion") The person fucking the corpse doggy style climaxes into the the corpse's ass and then proceeds to suck out the semen and rotten ass juice through a bendy straw. (see "feltch") The person who just performed the munion on the corpse's genitalia then sacrafices a beaver by cutting its stomache open and raping its intestines. The person who has been holding onto the feltched fluids then makes out with the person who is raping the sacraficed beavers intestines, and they both dance naked and cut themselves to "MY HELENA" by my chemical romance.

Dude, I'm so glad we got rid of that pesky beaver straight up munion feltch beaver style!

by Matthew Pearson December 30, 2007

fletcherism

to follow and support fletcher

I'm a supporter of fletcherism

by polly March 9, 2004

fetch

Adjective that describes something 'cool', 'awesome', 'hot', or 'chic'. Used various times by Gretchen Weener in the 2004 movie Mean Girls

Gretchen: Oh my gosh, that's so FETCH!

Regina: Stop trying to make fetch happen, it's not going to happen!

by Aspirations January 11, 2009

Feeches

Feelings that create or induce speeches

I see the look of feeches in ur eyes!!!!

Her feeches are thicker than the bible

by MsDaygo71 March 2, 2020