When a dog or human has to shit on a paved road because they could not make it to an appropriate location in time.
I was so embarassed today while walking with Ms. Foo Foo Bottom, she had an ass fault and started crapping in the middle of the street in front of all the people sipping their Latte on the outside patio of the coffee shop.
by Lowrider Corgi March 4, 2016
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"When my girlfriend said we should go to California to see the San Andreas Fault Line, I didn't expect an earthquake THAT big."
by MuhProphecy January 26, 2014
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Commonly during anime shows characters will drop and their legs will stick in the air. These are known as face faults and are often expression of a quick shock to something as overwhelming stupidity
person 1- As far as i can see you dont know my name
person 2- well you are near sighted.
person 1 - *face faults*
person 2- well you are near sighted.
person 1 - *face faults*
by SL June 27, 2004
Get the Face Fault mug.A sparse goatee grown while on vacation or over a long weekend. Typically grown by yuppie bankers, accountants or lawyers trying to shed their wholesome weekday image and prove some level of rebellion.
Girl 1: Hey check out that guy - he looks pretty hot.
Girl 2: Nah, it's a fauxtee. Total dork, it'll be gone monday morning.
Girl 2: Nah, it's a fauxtee. Total dork, it'll be gone monday morning.
by JuniorBater November 5, 2010
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Get the Faultytasking mug.Feeling embarrassment for another person. To feel others shame, even if they are not feeling it for themselves.
by Brina Babe May 4, 2011
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Often presented as a guy with an expensive camera or photography equipment for the sole intent of taking pictures of scantily-clad beautiful women. Easily identified by cheesy pickup lines, but some are more subtle.
Often presented as a guy with an expensive camera or photography equipment for the sole intent of taking pictures of scantily-clad beautiful women. Easily identified by cheesy pickup lines, but some are more subtle.
by EyeTack December 12, 2013
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