Wait, folks in the prepper forum circle jerking and fearsturbating over their poor understanding of current events?!
by TBZ1 March 25, 2023
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John: "Hold on a second, I'm finishing up mind-masturbating to Stephen Hawking talking about quantum physics and the theory of multiverses. Oh yeah, oh yeah..."
John's Girlfriend: "Oh."
John's Girlfriend: "Hey, want to come over?"
John: "Hold on a second, I'm finishing up mind-masturbating to Stephen Hawking talking about quantum physics and the theory of multiverses. Oh yeah, oh yeah..."
John's Girlfriend: "Oh."
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Hanging out with my friends got me so horny I did a little mobile masturbating on the way home to relieve myself.
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Todd: I couldn't sleep. My little brother was fartsturbating in our bunk bed last night.
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