Possessing unusual haste or punctuality; alludes to a (presumably remarkably fast) dog owned by a minor character in Kevin Smith's "Jersey" series.
by GumboSoup April 5, 2003
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Origin: from Mplayer Team Fortress online gaming. Started by members of MOB, Massive Threat, otz, etc.
Origin: from Mplayer Team Fortress online gaming. Started by members of MOB, Massive Threat, otz, etc.
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Fast necking often occurs when baxter and friends supply large quantities of alcohol to the female sex in exchange for a fastneck.
by stringvsblackhawk February 23, 2009
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I smiled as my fartens were expelled as I sang in the choir.
I smiled as my fartens were expelled as I sang in the choir.
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