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Mister Fantastic 

A marvel superhero who is great in bed and can stretch his weiner to unimaginable places and give any woman unlimited pleasure. That is until he went to jail for accidentally suffocating his wife by sticking his Mr. Stretchy into her ass and making it come out of her mouth.
Mister Fantastic knows how to pleasure a women more than Gene Simmons
Mister Fantastic by Jimmy1996 September 26, 2017

plastic fantastic lover 

A Television; the title of song by Jefferson Airplane thats about the love of your television.
"I don't need a real lover, my television is my plastic fantastic lover."
Lyrics: "Her neon mouth with the blinking soft smile
Is nothing but an electric sign"
plastic fantastic lover by Lucky A September 22, 2007

Oh my God... that's fantastic! 

Common phrase uttered by those who fuck the white bitch too much. Used when a situation that is normally bad becomes good because you've had to much coke.
From Futurama: 80's Guy: "Package delivery?!? Oh my God... THAT'S FANTASTIC!"

My wedding ring fell down the drain! Oh my God... THAT'S FANTASTIC!"

tripping the light fantastic 

To have fun when going out, especially when dancing under disco lights at clubs/parties.

see also: get down; groove tonight
(me)That was me tripping the light fantastic with Traci Johnson at the the Spring Fling Dance Thing!
(lackey)I wish I were as cool as you. I stood by the wall the whole time and cried.

scabby fantastic 

the opposite of Daddy Fantastic.
Generally applied to someone who has a scruffy (scabby) appearence.
Tony: Coorr blimez look at that stunner.
Carmen: Got to be joshin Tonez.
Emma: Fo real, she's Scabby Fantastic.
Carmen/Tony: Feelin dat.
scabby fantastic by Hoolzie boy March 17, 2008

sloppy grease fantastic 

when two males engage in sex one male jerks the other off while the other farts in his mouth. then the male with the fart in his mouth blows it all over the other.
Oh gary, I'll give you a sloppy grease fantastic!