Flaming Gayley

honest alternative name to the band Framing Hanely. This band is gay as fuck. Their music is so terrible, it's like diarrhea for the ears. Only dumb drunk teen girls would enjoy this gay shit.

My girlfriend is going to the Flaming Gayley concert tonight, she better not fuck any of those douche bags unless she wants to break up and contract herpes.

by shit stuffer November 21, 2010

Flaming Havana

While during intercourse, a man lights his partners pubic hair on fire, then withdraws his penis to ejaculate on the flame, thus extinguishing it before his partner is burned too badly.

"I was too slow with the flaming havana, and my girl ended up in the emergency room!" -sean

by Tad Quaddlebaum December 21, 2010

flaming moses

It's when a person sets their own pubic hair on fire and then listens for the voice of God

While jimmy was home alone, he performed a flaming Moses in an attempt to get closer to God.

by SPANKY1113 March 23, 2017

falling awake

When your on your way to waking up, your awake but your eyes wont open, thats falling awake

When your laying down and you wake up but you still have your eyes closed your falling awake

by DD.XXB January 13, 2019

Mary Fallin

A domineering, macabre sex act taking place over an extended period of time that causes the victim to suffer excruciating physical, mental, and emotional anguish, leaving an empty shell of a human filled with misery, blood, and fecal matter. Before you start the MF, it's important that you are truly at peace with causing the utter ruination of a person/group of peoples through systematic oppression, negligence, and mind fucking. Choose your victim(s) based on deeply held prejudices. Examples would be poor black children of single mothers, or transgender teens in the public school system. Get creative! Let's say you choose bi-sexual, 2nd generation latino immigrant single mothers with diabetes. Now it's time to bind, gag, disembowel, choke, sever, and fuck the life out of your victims, metaphorically speaking, until they are void of all hope. When they ask for mercy, look them deep in the eyes to the innermost part of their being. Gently caress their head, sweetly, as if to make love for the first time. As the corners of their mouth start to crease into one last hopeful smile, flip them over and curb stomp them. As blood is pouring out of their mouth, shove a corn stalk in their ass, a corn stalk purchased with the last few dollars from their EBT card. Collect their blood, shit, and tears in a cup and offer your dying victim a drink. As their brain begins to bleed and they choke on their own fecal matter, assure them that their children will suffer the same fate.

"Did you hear what happened to Ryan? He totally got Mary Fallin'd for the last 6 years. Poor guy didn't even see it coming. I heard his asshole will never be the same."

"I'm going to pull a Mary Fallin on this group of disabled Iraq veterans."

"The longest Mary Fallin ever recorded lasted over 6 years and targeted 3.8 million people of a variety of demographics."

by Dalionking May 21, 2016

rice farming

When you go down on an Asian girl

I was totally rice farming with Lucy Liu.

by Halemort July 19, 2017

Garmin Farming

The act of farming garmin points in cheap, unfair or unofficial ways such as setting step goals and going for impossibly short runs in order to rise on the Garmin point leaderboard.

Respectful Garmin user: “Hey Aidan how do you always hit your step goal?”
Aidan: “well I just set my step goal to 100!”
Respectful Garmin user: “Hey! That’s Garmin Farming!”

by Elliud Kipchoge January 29, 2020