faeces freak

Andrew Twigge of Huddersfield, West Yorkshire England is a dirty faeces freak who enjoys masturbating whilst sitting in his own shit. He lickes licking the poo from his fingers and also enjoys picking out poo nuts and feeding them to his pet squirrel. mHe also hates Michael Schumacher

Poo licker, bum picker

by deevonbeasleychicagocoonkilla June 17, 2004

Facked

A faked hack. e.g. getting caught out for something and pretending that your account was hacked.

It seems every politician who gets caught saying something they don't feel like owning up to lately, has been facked.

by G Wizz December 12, 2017

facker

Joking way of calling someone a mother fucker

Facker! I hate you!

by Shannon June 17, 2004

fecker

1. Person of the nation of Feckuador.
2. Feckuadorian currency.
3. Toasthouse Heffa.

1. Look at those Feckers over there.
2. You're trying to pay me in Feckers?
3. What an ugly, stupid, smelly fecker.

by Slappy McNutts April 28, 2004

Fleckeling

To very lightly snow. Somewhere in between small and medium snowflakes.

The weather man said that it was going to blizzard, but sadly it was only fleckeling.

by craftdee March 27, 2011

facker

a faggot fucker

kyle made this facker word up and said "Ruben ur such a fuckin facker"

by the one and only best masturbater October 14, 2003

Facker

an alternative, slightly crass, expressive term for someone's face (optional, more acceptable terminology include: Visage, Countenance)

After a few too many scoops of the special snakey sauce the preceding night, Foolstone stumbles out of his tent, inadvertently stacks it and ends up with his facker, face down in the mud. On hawling himself to his feet, he is greeted by a bubbly, thinning Oompa-Loompa in stitches who says:

'Look@the state of show's facker!'

In response to which Foolstone mutters:

'I need a Mac Attack'

by thattw*tthatcallsyoufoolstone August 18, 2008