Diddle Your Fiddle

Analogy for when a woman masturbates using her fingers,as if she were playing the fiddle.

Man: hey babe,would you diddle your fiddle for me?
Woman: what?
Man: masturbate.
Woman:oh lol.no.

by Skittles Chang McHaggis August 17, 2011

kiddy fiddler

One who likes touch and fiddle with unclothed, smooth, prepubescent, genitalia.

When I was a young boy my uncle, the renowned kiddy fiddler, pulled my pants down and fondled my unit.

by Timothy Tool November 8, 2004

Fiddlesticks

Like the other definitions, a mild sweary word, but used as a get-out when you start to say "fuck" somewhere you can't. Often has a bit of a stutter at the start. Very similar to "sugar", in the sense Lucinda Green used it on television when a British horse missed a fence at the Olympic showjumping.

Oh f-f-fiddlesticks!

by George Icbar November 18, 2003

Fiddler Crab

Refers to a man who masturbates exclusively and excessively with only one hand giving him an overly muscled forearm and bicep on only one side.

I could tell that fiddler crab was right handed because one arm looked like Mike Tyson and the other like Steve Urkell.

by Beaver Nibbler July 7, 2011

second fiddle

Ones back-up girlfriend/boyfriend.

No song is as sad as the song of the second fiddle. (OR) She was being played as his second fiddle.

by moon doggie April 27, 2003

fiddle fuck

procrastinating, wasting time, or not staying on task.

Hey Rinaldo, stop fiddle fucking around and get over here. I need your help.

by electric32 December 22, 2007

kiddy fiddler

Usually a bearded, middle aged gentleman, who hides in park bushes and hangs around schools and playgrounds.
Sometimes wears a trenchcoat and nothing else underneath.

"So.....trick or treating eh?......I have lots of sweets inside."

by Kurt Malton May 18, 2004