Facebooking

The act of spontaneously changing something for the worse even though little to no change has been asked for. All in the name of trying to make things better. Especially done by one in authority

Todd: dude you are facebooking right now, quit!

Jordan: i know they did ask for wasabi on their pizza but i know they want it and they'll like it

by chiddy3 November 18, 2011

competitive facebooking

competitive facebooking is the act of checking in or posting on facebook to one up your friends, relatives, or other that have it better than you.

We checked in at a really nice place, and shortly after he checked in at the old haunt. I think he is competitive facebooking.

by no1special March 5, 2014

Facebookin' it.

The term used to tell someone you are chatting with that you are on, and using, Facebook.

"Hey Bro, whats up?!?"
"Nothing much, Just Facebookin' it."

by That One Guy :) August 22, 2011

facebooking

Using the social site facebook.com to chat, comment on people status,photos, updating on your status, etc I.e all the stuff you could do on facebook.

You facebooking when in class?
Right now am facebooking.

by Crissinty November 12, 2009

Facebooking

Used by plastic surgeons when booking patients in for any type of facial surgery, be it the alteration of a nose, lips,chin or otherwise.

I'm booking you in for your nose adjustment Mr. Peterson. There you go, your facebooking is next sunday at 11:00.

by Literature Ninja May 22, 2009

faceboning

n. The term that is used when someone hooks up with someone via facebook. Also known as "facebook fuck buddies".

"I just added this hoe to my friends on facebook and we're already making plans on when and where we're going to fuck. Ima faceboning muthafucka!"

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 March 29, 2011

facebookin faggot

someone who tends to spend all their time on facebook.

looking at friends' profiles, commenting, or im'ing.

having the ability to give information learned from facebook, because of the hours spent being online.

Matt: Beats been on facebook alllll day cuuuz.
Mike: Yeah, he's a straight facebookin faggot!

by miiiirdock March 2, 2009