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No fucks shall be given today

not a single fuck will be given today
The amount of fucks I give is 0
by Fap master 22 October 9, 2013
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Negative fucks

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When you have less than zero fucks to give. You literally have depleted all your rollover fucks and used up a certain amount of future fucks as well. The amount you care about something is approaching negative infinity.
A customer walks into a retail establishment with a bitchy complaint. Miko says to her dumb hoe employee, "Kelly you take care of her I give negative fucks, my fucks are used up all the way to next week."
by babyuf123 April 28, 2014
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Zero fucks given

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The inability to give even one fuck about someone or something, i.e. the situation in which one is unable to care. This term is also used to express dismay, disbelief, or sarcasm pertaining to someone or something, and can be a successful comeback comment in the event of a downward-spiraling conversation.
Michael: "Vicki, you were the one that broke up with me!"

Victoria: "Zero fucks given, Mike."
by lolswerehad June 22, 2011
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no fucks given

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NO fucks given is a state of mind in which when in a situation normally you would throw a fit or give a fuck about but instead you move on as if nothing happened, going on multimedia sites such as twiter and facebook and posting about not giving a fuck is only not a fuck given if you are saying you dont give a fuck for no reason but if something makes you say i dont give a fuck then you go and post about it that is clearly a small fuck given.
being fat and on a diet timmy ate a whole pizza, no fucks given.
by Gdaddypurps November 21, 2013
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twi-fucks

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The crazies that stand outside a movie theater for 5+ hours waiting for the new twilight movie to start.
Did you see that line at the theater? It went all the way to the Corner Bistro!
Yeah I saw that, stupid twi-fucks!
by Stoney Beers July 7, 2010
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zero fucks mood

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The mood in which someone is in a mood of giving zero fucks about anything and everything
Tom: "Hey Lewis, how are you?"
Lewis: "I'm in a zero fucks mood right now,"
by Badfox November 11, 2016
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0 fucks

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0 fucks is when you don't care about nothing, you literally have no fucks for anything
Dave: bro you can't smoke here, it's a no smoking zone
Ester: nigga I have 0 fucks

Dave: do you
by Eslizlle November 25, 2015
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