fried gold

Fried Gold, meaning 'great' or 'perfect' replaced the phrase 'Textbook' in the Spaced DVD commentry and also appeared in Shaun of the Dead. The phrase was invented by Nick Frost, who is also a firm believer that dogs can't look up.

'See that, it's Fried Gold.'
'Look at Aida's expression - it's Fried Gold!'
'How's that for a slice of Fried Gold?'

by Timmy Boy June 2, 2004

fried unit

A unit in this case refers to a large individual in particular a male. Fried usually refering to the brain being fried from copping one too many rompers. Combined you get a big cunt who has lost almost all his capabilities to perform the simplest human functions.

Drew: oi Greg this party’s getting out of hand there’s too many fried units here.
Greg: Ye bro and did you see that bloke Baz he’s so fucked up he forgot his name.
Drew: what a fried unit!!

by Fried Unit August 5, 2018

Reject Fries

The french fries you occasionally get with your fast food meal that are either too limp to eat or overcooked.

Usually put to the corner of your burger wrapper and saved for your dogs

I went to Mcdonald's and they were having an off day! Half of my fries were Reject Fries!

by ZakkyZebra February 27, 2010

refugee fries

the french fries that fall out of their small bags into the main part of the big bag

you guys got orders of fries, I got dibs on the refugee fries!

by joe mcduffie May 27, 2007

fried meatball

when someone inserts his or her hand in sand and then starts fisting his or her partner. its extreamly uncomfortable.

frank enjoys when stinky puts his hand into the sand at the beach and inserts it into his ass

jack enjoys a fried meatball with 2 ft tyrone when hes on the beach

by dodgerboy34 June 30, 2011

fried-out

Non-functioning or barely-functioning.

Travelling in a fried-out Kombi. Men At Works Song - Down Under.

by Muntedfish June 23, 2016

freedom fries

-- rectangular faux-potato sticks, prefererd by idiots who have no idea they've been manipulated by the guvermint to hate all things French, and never knew the Statue of Liberty was a gift from France.

Mexico, Canada, Germany, Russia and China didn't support U.S. actions against Iraq - guess we should also have Liberty Tacos, Uncle Sam Bacon, Freedom Kraut, Bush Vodka and Reagan Eggrolls.

I am a zombie who cannot think for myself and cannot distinguish between Chirac and a French citizen, nor tolerate someone whose opinions who differ from mine; please allow me to expand my ass and shorten my lifespan by consuming large quantities of Freedom Fries.

by The Goat Who Got Mad May 16, 2003