Flabbergasted

Blowing your pants apart by farting.

Reference: A Matt Rose video.

“My school banned that word flabbergasted because they thought it meant you blew your pants apart by farting”

by VantaBlack526 January 12, 2024

flabbergasted

~your confused/not in the mood

Oh god this test has me flabbergasted

by Miss Apple Lady May 31, 2018

Flabbergasted

When something causes a huge shock or surprise, the reaction you give is "flabbergasted"

When Nimisa found out that her grandmother forgot her, the only word to describe her at that moment is flabbergasted

by art3mis999 November 17, 2022

Flabbergastical

A container meant for water, although it can be used for other beverages as well, typically it is cylinder shaped but it is also known more commonly as a bottle.

"I left my flabbergastical at home so I don't have any water with me."

by Jimmathy1 March 9, 2024

Flabbergasted

Being flabbergasted is to be greatly surprised or astonished.

"These news has left me flabbergasted."

by purivolley January 27, 2024

Flabbergasted

The feeling when someone commits a violent act of tomfoolery in your vicinity.

A: Watch me push this lady down the stairs.
B: That rapscallion has made me flabbergasted.

by theretardedgiraffe February 27, 2023

Flabbergasted

To be extremely surprised or shocked.

I'm absolutely flabbergasted Woross is mentally capable of wiping his own ass.

by you better bring back flux May 18, 2019