Flabbergasted

Blowing your pants apart by farting.

Reference: A Matt Rose video.

“My school banned that word flabbergasted because they thought it meant you blew your pants apart by farting”

by VantaBlack526 January 12, 2024

Flabbergasted Skittles

When your scared as frick

Omg, when she jumped scared me, I was Flabbergasted Skittles!

by gibbymaller November 18, 2018

Flabbergasted

HAving strrokwel

Jhonny was flabbergasted

by Haver of bitches July 3, 2022

Flabbergasted

A term for being greatly surprised or astonished.

"These news have left me absolutely flabbergasted!"

by AdlerHidolf February 11, 2022

Flabbergastical

Adj:Something so unfathomably incomprehensible you don't know what happened.

" Bro what did he just say?"
*Nah that's flabbergastical"

by FruitsWithBones July 10, 2022

Flabbergasting

When you are eating out a girl whilst she is on her period and you suck up the blood and spit it in her face.

It's called this because she will be utterly flabbergasted.

"I gave my wife a total flabbergasting last night. Should have seen her face."

by 666onyou June 8, 2021

flabbergasted

what comes out of my dogs butt

my dog just flabbergasted

by thedoggoscode December 26, 2018