Five Star Hater

A five star hater is the worst kind of hater there is, in the sense that they do not have the ability to show happiness for a particular person. Five star haters are much more exteme than normal haters and become rather obsessive with "hating on you." These extreme haters resort to violence, verbal abuse, explicit language, back stabbing, well placed boobie traps, and possibly guns. Their mission is to destroy your confidence, turn your friends against you, stalk you, and make your life a living hell. When encountering a possible five star hater, approach with caution (they have a distinct ability to smell a combination of fear and nervousness), observe, and finally determine if they are infact a five star hater, if so, sprint the opposite direction of the five star hater and don't stop. Do not try to get even with these haters because they feed off of anger and your hopelessness. Stay safe and defend yourself from five star haters, it could be anyone and you don't even know it.

Emily (five star hater)- Hey Will, I saw you yesterday

Will- Oh, where did you see me?

Emily- Animal Planet! You were the hippopotamus!

Everyone else- Emily, you are such a five star hater!!!!
(Now if you observe, Will did not give in to the hater and may not even be aware that Emily is a five star hater. A classic example of the early development of an extreme five star hater and it will only esclate. If Will was smart, he would already have ran away at "Hey Will.")

by Secretivehatersbackoff September 25, 2012

Five Bagger

A great movie deserving five out of the maximum five bags of popcorn, as determined by film expert Gregg Turkington and psycho rageaholic Tim Heidecker on their movie review show On Cinema.

Carl Reiner's "Oh, God!" is a popcorn classic and a certified five bagger.

by gregghead June 14, 2021

five o’clock shadow

The stubble a clean shaven man gets at the end of the day, normally at five o’clock in the evening.

#1: You look tired.
#2: Nah. This is just the five o’clock shadow.

by hippy2981 November 8, 2006

five on it

Putting in some money toward the purchase of an item or items. Usually indicates a willingness to contribute $5 on a $20 bag of weed.

"I'm about to see Joe to pick that up...you got five on it?

by Big Daddy TJ May 8, 2006

Five Iron Frenzy

Wicked awesome Christian Ska band. Often very upbeat songs with interesting lyrics. Threw in the towel recently after recording their last CD ever, "The End is Near."


If you're a Ska fan and don't abhor references to God in their songs, you better buy their CD's.

"FIF is having a concert in town. My friend Beck's organizing it."

by [:amalga] August 14, 2004

five by five

Five by five is a radio communications expression that means 'loud and clear'. One of the fives represents the S units of reception strength. The other five is a rating of the signal clarity. Five by five is a good, clear signal. The radio use of this expression goes back to the 1950s: "'All right, testing, one-two-three-four. . .' 'Five by five, Mr. Holloran!'" (Hunter, Blackboard Jungle, 1954).

The more metaphorical meaning, popularized by Faith Lehane from the television show Buffy the Vampire Slayer, wasn't recorded until the 1980s.

The use of the word is primarily used in the military, or when discussing something similar.

"'I hope everything's all right.'
'Yeah, everything is five by five'"

by 5by5 July 15, 2005

Five Iron Frenzy

A Christian Ska band that recently just got back together. They have a great sound and have been making music since 1995 and released their first album in 1996 and only around 500 copies of it exist. In November of 2011 they announced that they were going to start making music and touring again.

Jim-"Five iron frenzy is definitely one of my favorite ska bands. What is your favorite ska band?"
Bob-"Mine has to be the OC Supertones."

by Bubblyhorses December 31, 2011