fiona apple

the hottest american singer ever she is mommy n girlboss

your mom: damn, fiona apple is pretty hot
your dad: i agree
your sister: mf turned me lesbian
your brother: mommy? sorry mommy? sorry
your whole family: dayymm

by imbetterthenyouatfortnite February 7, 2022

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fiona apple

Singer-songwriter-pianist noted for her poetic lyrics, uncommon wordings, very long album names, and low alto voice. Born Fiona Apple Maggart to Diane McAfee and Brian Maggart of New York in 1977, she is vegetarian, and her albums include 1996's Tidal (featuring Shadowboxer, Sleep to Dream and Criminal), 1999's When the Pawn... (full title When the pawn hits the conflict he thinks like a king/What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight/And he'll win the whole thing fore he enters the ring/There's no body to batter when your mind is your might/So when you go solo, you hold your own hand/And remember that depth is the greatest of heights/And if you know where you stand then you know where to land/And if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right. Featuring Paper Bag, Fast As You Can, and Limp) and Extraordinary Machine, which is at this time unreleased because the Epic cheeses "can't find a marketable single." Despite this a DJ in seattle has gotten hold of a copy of the album and intends to play it in its entirety over a period of weeks, thereby also leaking it onto the internet. Suspiciously, no charges have been pressed.

Fiona Apple's When the Pawn continues to be one of my favorite albums of all time.

by somebody March 6, 2005

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Fiona

Someone who hates minorities

She hates everyone who isn't white!
What a Fiona.

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fiona apple

beautiful poetic singer. known for her strong music and fierce lyrics.

fiona apple is one of the best. artists. ever.

by virginia. August 11, 2003

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Fiona Phath

Fiona is the most beautiful girl you will ever lay your eyes on. She is super cute and has a killer sense of fashion. Fiona is short, but she can pack a real punch (verbally) so be careful not to get on her bad side or you would wish you were dead. She has straight, black hair and the most gorgeous eyes ever.

"Fiona Phath is literally so hot idk why she hasn't been asked out yet"
"Oh it's cause the guys are scared of getting their egos absolutely smashed into the ground"

by P R N C S S L H G September 11, 2022

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