Felipe

Felipe is destined to become a plumber. He is pedosexual. Felipe is a horrible name. Don’t name your child felipe please I beg you I suffer from the consequences. They are mostly lactose intolerant. And they smell like booty hole. If your name is felipe you should move to Alabama to talk about our curse together as a family. ;)

“Call felipe the plumber please”

by Send nudes mr Luke April 1, 2019

Felipe

That one spanish douche that probably rides anything with "board" in the name. He probably owns a juul and won't let anyone get more than one hit in a rotation because hes as stiff as a dildo.

Everyone: Yo Felipe, pass the Juul!
Felipe: Can't, mi madre says i can't share until im 18
Everyone: Shut up you fucking bucket

by DeeJaayAlmighty April 12, 2019

Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez

Lights out Pirates Closer that got caught soliciting a minor. He changed his last name from Rivero to Vazquez so he could try to get away with it.

Pirates Fan: You saw that Felipe Vazquez got caught soliciting a minor?
Other Pirates Fan: You mean Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez

by some_random_hanzenite September 17, 2019

Felipe

Felipe is a very sad individual who got rejected by multiple girls and now owes 30 reais to his friend

Felipe you owe me 30 dollars -Nuggets

Felipe you are an idiot

by Pedronuggets September 18, 2019

felipe silva

Is a combination between God and Cutie and it define the sexiness and perfection God

Look at Felipe silva, he look so perfect and beautiful, he most be the hottest God and person

by EvilFSSOMG September 13, 2017

filthy felipe

the equivalent to a dirty Sanchez but this mostly refers to people (guys) who cant grow a complete mustache so there is only a small amount on hair that looks like dirt

bruh shave your damn face you got yourself a filthy Felipe coming on.
(or) do you know what we call that dirt on your lip? its a filthy Felipe.
Cody your so ugly wash the filthy Felipe off of your face

by Datboiardi5987023 April 19, 2017

Felipe shorie

A Jew which looks like a mushroom and has an iPhone 8 for barmitzva. When he is bored, he steals your phone and runs away taking selfies which will later give you pain when having to look at them. If he hears penny falling, he will indeed shor

Felipe Shorie
... lets make it 6,000,001

by snag leo lima April 20, 2018