Exasturbate

When you are horny, and someone near you is only making it worse, often on purpose, with no chance of imminent release.

I was driving with a girl, with half a stock already, and she continued to exasturbate the situation by talking about her boobs.

by Lord_Setesh January 3, 2009

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Existentialism

there is no spoon

spoon gone

by sean December 4, 2003

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I Exist

the words 'I Exist' are mainly used by a person that exists. only 11 year olds can use this term.

friend: "I Exist"
me: "oh.. ok then..."

by Todoroni October 28, 2019

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1) The act of denying oneself television by way of timeshifting technology and then watching a veritable smorgasboard/buffet of content in one sitting, usually on the weekend.

2) The culmination of a week’s worth of pre-recorded television being ingested in one whole chunk.

3) Delaying gratification of the cathode ray variety until such time as you and your significant other can feast on boob tube until your eyeballs are stuffed.

Jenn and I had an awesome exstarvaganza this weekend. Lost, Scrubs - we emptied out the entire TiVo.

by Seth Miller February 25, 2005

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