"We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty"
" i dont have a car , im 10 years old"
" i dont have a car , im 10 years old"
by palledenseje1998 November 29, 2021

The Release of flatulence from tightly sealed clothing. Ex. Athletic Pants, Wet Suits, Ski Pants, etc. after being contained for an extended period of time.
Guy 1: Dude I was ripping them left and right during our game today.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yea, when I took off my pants to get in the shower, I got hit so hard by a blast of extended release, my eyebrows burned off.
Guy 2: Damn, Nice.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yea, when I took off my pants to get in the shower, I got hit so hard by a blast of extended release, my eyebrows burned off.
Guy 2: Damn, Nice.
by B-rad Jenkins March 8, 2009

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by Ravioli,Ravioli,GiveMeTheFormu January 18, 2020

by accio.tom May 15, 2021

So when you're really on the 2nd level at a Stadium Concert, you can use your Dick Extender to zoom in close enough to say you were standing right in front of his crotch.
by Darlnnikki February 2, 2010

Chippies might need to invest in a wife-extender as he is into short women that cannot reach the top shelf
by The Tracer March 5, 2025

by iExtensions January 6, 2021
