exactify

To accurately describe the exactness of an action or instance.

Professor Clark: 'What does the rabid raccoon exactify?'

Sara: 'Love hurts?'

by exactify_this December 15, 2008

[Excalibumper]

An indestructible bumper found by Mitsu in the "Bizzare Uprising" comic.

If you need to kill a vampire, but you have no resources for that, but only a car with an awesome bumper you're all set.

Go Excalibumper!!!

by xPrivateChurchx February 2, 2009

exactruly

At first, the result of an inadvertent typo, exactruly became a word soon used often by the masses. A mix of "exactly" and "truly", it is used when one strongly agrees with something, or when someone says what you were just about to say.

"That guy is hoooooot!"
"EXACTRULY! That's what I was about to say!"

"Ok, that cake looked good, but now that I ate it I feel really sick."
"EXACTRULY! Same here."

by Fishnet Chantal May 19, 2009

excaperated

A descriptive term commonly used in higher-class restaurants, where the diner has a dislike of capers, and requests that the capers be removed.

- Would sir like wine with his Shallots and Capers?
- Actually, could you have that excaperated, please?
- Certainly sir.

by DeepChase July 16, 2010

Exactimate

Opposite of an "estimate"

The estimate was a little off - the exactimate comes to $58.25.

by Kanji_Flufenoff October 30, 2010

Excaliblur

The game of "edward 40 hands" except with a liquor bottle and both hands are duct tape to the bottle until it is finished. Held like a two handed sword.

I CAN'T PISS CAUSE MY HANDS ARE DUCT TAPE TO MY EXCALIBLUR

by Yumyum696969 October 7, 2011

Exactamalaria

Means 'yes', 'exactly', 'right', 'correct', or 'affirmative'. The first half, 'exacta', is from the Spanish word 'exacta', meaning 'exactly'. The second half, 'malaria', is a quantification of the degree of exaction that one's exacting maintains, as well as the precision of its localized exactability.

The intensity of 'exact' is likened, thus, to the deadliness of malaria, a debilitating disease.
The precision of 'exact' is likened, thus, to either the small stature of a mosquito, or the surgical precision the insect itself uses for the extraction of blood from its victims.

"You'll never guess what happened..."
"What?"
"No really, guess what happened when I waded out into the damned mosquito-infested swamp. Really think about it."
"You... got bit by a mosquito?"
"Exactamalaria! Imagine that! Next time? Why don't you go get your own damn hat!"

by Zaneshift March 22, 2012