Exactweet

The wry satisfaction that comes from typing exactly what you want to say and ending up with exactly 140 characters used.

"I can't believe it, I have made an Exactweet for the first time."

"If you really love me, send me nothing but Exactweets!"

"Damn, I thought this might be an exact Tweet but look, 1 damn character too many!"

by Socoa May 25, 2009

exact-o-bird

A term used to define someone who corrects you with “exact” information.

Renée corrected Carl with exact information about the cook time of the meatloaf in the oven and Carl said “Thank you exact-o-bird!”

by naenae883 December 12, 2019

i know exactly where you are

cyphers ultimate thats pretty good, it can show whos alive and where their location is and the enemy gets notified. Its not like sovas dart and doesnt keep tracking the enemy, instead it shows that position they are in and once they move they dont show.

Cypher: I know EXACTLY where you are
Sova: mm yes i move so now u cant find me hahahahahahaha

by come on lets go April 28, 2021

exactamondo

Another way of saying exactly

bob: "So is that what that means?"
bill: "exactamondo!"

by bobbybobobobo September 16, 2006

exasterbate

when 4 or more strippers masturbate at the same time on your face.

I blacked out on my twenty first birthday in Thialand and woke up exasterbated.

by chadwicked1311 August 4, 2010

Ewalt

An astoundingly good looking blonde male with a huge ego. His huge ego is due to his equally huge penis and his skill in both picking women up and consequently having sex with them.

"Why is Justin Timberlake such an Ewalt?"
"Well I've heard he's got a 9-inch dick."
"Oh that makes sense."

by DRajay April 8, 2009

exasturbate

When one's longstanding and upsetting non-sex life is addressed through masturbation, which, instead of offering relief or escape, exacerbates the situation, by reminding the person he/she is all he he/she has and likely will ever have.

After the supermodel party had ended, Hamish, as always, returning home alone, took matters into his own hand, as always. The production said and done -- looking around at his filth-nest of an apartment, the mountain of unwashed laundry, the tatty Led Zeppelin posters and the soiled sheets -- it provided no relief, proving only to exasturbate the awful finality, the unending and grave awareness of his apparent lot in life.

by McChampers October 20, 2011