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Adult Event

An Adult over the age of 18 who has shit their pants. This can include sharts and vomit induced shits.
Steve: Hey Aaron, did you hear Scott had an adult event while waiting for the bus.

Aaron: No way, he shit his pants?!

Steve: Yea he had to ride home in his shitty underwear!
by Hamilton Nash October 20, 2012
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Cataclysmic puddle pimp event

A crew of people attempting to approach to hurt or harm a puddle pimp their whole crew will get done by one fella, cataclysmic puddle pimp event
My crew attempted to strike the puddle pimp and that only caused a cataclysmic puddle pimp event woe!
by Puddle Pimp Perez June 11, 2021
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Canon event

a canon event is something that’s supposed to happen across the multiverse to add development in the persons life(happens to all the same people in different ways but still the same outcome)
did you see what happened to peter losing his uncle ben (someone important to him) everyone else has lost uncle ben too if it wasn’t for him none of us would be here.it’s a canon event it needs to happen so we can all function.
by IjaythrowsxI June 6, 2023
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butt-rub event

A large, crowded event during which it is impossible to avoid rubbing your buttocks against another person's body. This is due to the large number of people and lack of personal space.
Concerts, festivals/carnivals, crowded nightclubs, raves, circuit parties and busy shopping days are all considered butt-rub events.
by Patrick Daly January 18, 2006
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Shoe event horizon

The Shoe Event Horizon is an economic theory that draws a correlation between the level of economic (and emotional) depression of a society and the number of shoe shops the society has.

The theory is summarized as such: as a society sinks into depression, the people of the society need to cheer themselves up by buying themselves gifts. This is usually done through the purchase of shoes. As more money is spent on shoes, more shoe shops are built, and the quality of the shoes begins to diminish. This makes people buy more shoes.

The above turns into a vicious cycle, the end result being that other industries begin to falter.

Eventually the titular Shoe Event Horizon is reached, where the only type of store economically viable to build is a shoe shop. At this point, society ceases to function, and the economy collapses, sending a world into ruin.
The population of the planet Brontitall was forced to evolve into bird-like creatures in order to survive the result of the shoe event horizon.
by Kakapo March 27, 2009
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email event horizon

The bottom of the list of emails in your inbox that you can see on one screen without scrolling or clicking to the next page. Once an email slips to the next screen, the likelihood of a response is significantly diminished.
Sorry, it took so long to get back to you. It was kind of a crazy week and once your email slipped below the event horizon I completely spaced.
by clever.h January 5, 2011
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Quantum Trouser Event Affliction

An afflicition tht causes a person to randomly be sucked through a tear in the space time continuum and be dropped somewhere else wearing different trousers.
Andrew found himself in vegas wearing chinos after suffering a Quantum Trouser Event Affliction attack.
by Ricshah September 22, 2010
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