even monkeys fall from trees

Old japanese words of wisdom, used when you embarrassingly fucked up something, you thought you were the bee's knees at.

Girlfriend "Dude, you sucked tonight!"

Boyfriend "Well, even monkeys fall from trees. Bitch."

by EndlessMike November 20, 2013

Elena

Elena knows reality and that the world as we know it is far from well. As she accepts imperfect and even dark side of all, she needs kindness, ompassiom, nature, inspiration and love. Solitude, art, good company, time to sit and think or not think. She finds inspiration in children, people that still strive to change the status quo when all Hope seems gone.

Elena is finding her peace and calm in the not a laugh riot zone.

by Realsmill July 30, 2019

not even ow!

like saying "yeah whatever man" or "whatever dude!". coined by the great kiwi icon jeff da maori...(ow)

Person 1 = You smell like cheese!
Person 2 = Not even ow!

by applefloss April 23, 2009

even keel

describing someone that is in a normal emotional state; not too happy or depressed

"Bob was telling me about that painful breakup he went through a while ago, but it seems like he's even keel now."

by Bungalow Bill September 14, 2007

Random chimp event

the event in which apes rise up against humanity

are you prepared for the random chimp event

by The-youtube-master September 5, 2020

even walls have eyes and ears

(тайное всегда становится ясным in Russian)

an expression meaning

even the best kept of secrets will become known sooner or later

son: dad, how did you know I had bad grades?

father: roflmao son, even walls have eyes and ears. You tried burning your report card, but forgot to take the ashes out of the fireplace; put 2 and 2 together, and you get 4, right?

by Sexydimma November 16, 2014

Work Event

Large social gathering, esp. one held in secret to avoid the attentions of the press, police and public.

"I want to apologise," Boris Johnson tells MPs before PMQs begins, "I believed implicitly that this was a work event"

"Which wines and cheeses should I bring to Friday's work event?"

by Pulger January 12, 2022