Esther Moment

similar to a blonde moment, when esther does something that makes you fall out of your chair laughing

"wow that was an esther moment" the boy said through a laughing fit

by bodin November 17, 2007

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Hurricane Esther

this refers to an individuals or occurance that completely destroys an area (more specifically a dorm room). Hurricane Esther completely destroys everything in it's path, leaving her tracks everywhere she goes.

My rooms a complete mess, i guess its Hurricane Esther pulling in.

by ecf0706 October 06, 2005

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Dirty Esther

The act of giving blow jobs to a Mall Santa while dressed as a candy cane

That Santa really deserved his dirty Esther after working a 12 hour shift in the mall

by TheActivistMommy March 28, 2020

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Aunt Esther

A very unfortunate looking women who lives in the same neighborhood (Watts in South L.A.) as Fred G. Sanford. She's a bible preacher that thinks Fred is the devil because all Fred and his friends do is make fun of Esther.

"Everyone's having a good time. Even Esther. She's smiling. You just can't tell because her face is in the way." - Fred Sanford

"Oh no! You can't come in here, Esther! I haven't covered up all my mirrors yet!" - Fred Sanford

"I can put Aunt Esthers face into some dough and make gorilla cookies." - Fred Sanford

Lamont - "She's in this beauty pagent competing against her peers."
Fred - "Her peers?"
Lamont - "Yeah"
Fred - "You mean Godzillas in this too?"

"I can put tracing paper over your face and trace me a moose!" - Fred Sanford

by Joe Doc March 29, 2005

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