necessary erection

An unwanted boner used for the express purpose of shutting some dumb bitch up.

I didn't want to get one, but it was a necessary erection if I had hopes of shutting that hoe up.

by Jaiger March 30, 2011

primary elections

n. The process by which American voters select the worst two candidates for a political office.

Dennis Kucinich had a brain, so it was a foregone conclusion that he would lose in the Democratic primary elections.

by WittierThanThou October 13, 2014

chest erection

the occurrence or state when one leans over while wearing a jacket or coat (often with a front zipper) causing a noticeable bulge in the front of the jacket around the chest area, which often appears like an erect penis building underneath the clothing

"Bro, you better take that jacket off when you go to meet Brittany's parents, you're rocking a major chest erection."

by bigboi68 November 4, 2017

Homo Erectus

The most powerful spell that Harry Potter can ever cast. This will cause the victim to be erectified by homos. Please use this with caution

Harry Potter casted “Homo Erectus” on his foe, then his foe wanted to smash

by IHasPotatoAim July 29, 2018

One erection

A popular boy band of discord rbx realm who make all the womens banana cream sandwich all in their pants women like rianne,vivi,hailey,jade ,kait crackity all just lose it when the 3 boys start singing , the members are krupta yung tablecloth, and joe.they are so good that some of the women in the discord have sent various members of the boy band NUDES.

OMG ITS ONE ERECTION SIGN MY ASSCRACK

KRUPTA PLEASE TOUCH MY SUCCULENT BREAST

by Funny minion fun April 25, 2022

Einstein's erection

A 1993 credit union quiz team that aroused the masses/ took East Tyrone by storm bringing home gold

Mummy, when I grow up, I want to be in Einstein's erection!!

by Mrs Mooney September 3, 2015

Erection Day

How someone of Asian descent would say Election Day, due to the lack of an "L" sound in their dialect

(In your best asian accent) "I vewy excited to vote on erection day dis'a year"

by gnarlo January 31, 2008